Fill out this form to purchase your Apemobile. All columns with a
must be filled out completely, or no soup for you. After completing this form and sending payment you will recieve your apemobile just before the earth crashes into the sun.
First name
Middle Initial
Last Name
Address
City
State
E-mail Address
Social Security Number
Credit Card Number
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As you can see, we here at Apemobile a very lenient with payment options
Pay in Cash
Pay with COD
Pay with Visa
Pay with Mastercard
Pay with American Express
Pay by check
Pay in gold bulleon
Please select the color of you apemobile
blue
red
green
black
white
hot pink
hot bacon
Would you like a gaudy strip of wood panneling?
yes
no
Would you like a repulsive looking hairless model?
yes
no
Choose options
AC
CD Player
Heated Seats
Power Locks
Power windows
Hydrolics*
Keyless Remote
Aggression Inhibiter**
Defunkimization
SubWolfer
Crap-a-pult
* Hydrolics tend to cause the apes a great deal of pain and may hinder lifespan
** The aggression inhibiter will remove the built in theft deterent system
must be filled
out completely, or no soup for you. After completing this form and sending payment you will recieve
your apemobile just before the earth crashes into the sun.